This started out as a reply to an email that Sariah sent us. But we had so much fun writing it that I thought I'd post it. I suppose we were just in a silly mood. Some of it is serious and the rest is just us being goofy. (Sterling's response is first and mine is second)
40 Odd Things about you!
1. Do you like blue cheese? I like it on my waffles. There is a blue cheese factory in Nauvoo. / I just ate some on a salad. Mmm. Blue Cheese.
2- Have you ever smoked cigarettes? No. / Nopity nopity no.
3- Do you own a gun? AK47 Baby! / I hate guns! I hope we never have one in our house.
4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? Whatever kind that cult drank to kill themselves in Jonestown. / Grapasaurus Rex
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only when I have to get a rectal exam, or a check for testicular cancer, or the gyno. Yikes! / Only if I'm afraid they're going to cut off my finger.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I think they are delicious! / I like sucking on a frozen hot dog until it thaws out. Mmmm.
7. Favorite Christmas movie? Its a wonderful life / Ditto haha!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Clam juice or mountain dew? Eugh! I'll have clam juice. / 75% OJ + 25% Water = Crazy Delicious
9. Can you do push ups? I like push ups. They're delicious. I could do a push up right now. / I like the orange ones.
10. Favorite hobby? Driving the cows across the plains or solving world hunger, if i'm too tired for the cows. / Graphic Design sucka!
11. Do you have A.D.D.? What? I wasn't paying attention. / I like math. ADDing is my favorite. Tee hee.
12. What's one trait you hate about yourself? I ain't no hater! / The gigantic hump on my back.
13. Middle name? Danger / Marie
14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. / I'm tired. Why are we doing this email questionaire? I want to go to bed.
15. Name 3 drinks you regularly have. 1 bourbon 1 scotch and 1 beer j/k. Hahaha. / Is sleep a drink?
16. Current hate right now? Dumb emails / Not sleeping
17. Favorite place to be? With my family / In bed. Sleeping. or at Disneyland. That's pretty fun too.
18. How did you bring in the New Year? At the Baker's house / At the Baker's house.
19. a place would you like to go? Australia / Santa's Workshop
20. name three people who will complete this: dumb question. Next.
21. Do you have slippers? I hope Santa brings me some / Yes. but they're old and sterling thinks I should throw them out. I think they're comfy.
22. What shirt are you wearing? That's sexual harrassment and I don't have to take it / My muscle shirt.
23. Do you like sleeping on satin? I prefer my bed / I don't even know what satin feels like.
24. Can you whistle? Duh! / No. Not everyone can whistle.
25. Would you be a pirate? No. Pirates are so last week. / Only if it involves pillaging and plundering, and possibly owning a pet monkey.
26. What songs do you sing in the shower? "Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows" / Hymns
27. Favorite girl's name? Cori Anne is my favorite girl / Kiera, Madeline, or Audrey
28. What's in your pocket right now? Keys, a piece of lint, some string, this ink pen, this paddle ball, spare change, a rubber chicken / My debit card.
29. Last thing that made you laugh? This email / Sterling's kool aid response.
30. Favorite bed sheets as a child? We slept outside on the ground. If I was lucky, i got some newspaper / Flannel The Little Mermaid or Duck Tales
31. Worst injury ever? That time I was running with the bulls in Spain. My butt hurts just thinking about it. / Vampire attack, and I had to lie and say I tripped and fell out of a 3 story window.
32. Do you love where you live? Better than any house you could build / Yuppity yuppity yup.
33. How many TVs do you have in your house? TV?
34. Who is your loudest friend? Sariah / Sariah
35. How many dogs do you have? The Beccanator and her bark counts as two dogs.
36. Does someone have a crush on you? How did you know, 'cause I never told. You found out, I've got a crush on you, Cori / Sterling and Donovan, and that guy from that doctor show. McDreamy?
37. What is your least favorite book? CPA study books / Hooked on Fonics. It didn't work for me.
38. What is your least favorite candy? Necco Wafers / Juju Bees
39. What is your least favorite Sports Team? Provo Angels / The Nads
40. What song do you want played at your funeral I don't want to die / Everybody Wang Chung Tonight.